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Tiger Woods didn’t spend any tax payers money on a trip to South America to see a mistress and have his staff tell us he hiking in the Appalachian mountains
Tiger Woods didn’t take on a state wide war are prostitution while keeping a high paid call girl himself.
Tiger Woods didn’t get a government job for an unqualified man who happened to be his gay lover.
Tiger Woods didn’t get his mistress pregnant while running for president and exploiting his wife’s breast cancer in the process (although one mistress said he did get her pregnant twice).
What Tiger Woods actually did was have sexual affairs with a few women who wern’t his wife, Elin. That sentence was not written that way to be flip, it was written that way as a statement of (perceived) fact.
What Tiger Woods did do was dupe us all with his boring “image.” What Tiger Woods did was prove that he is human, and not above the temptations of fame and opportunity. What Tiger Woods did was allow the sketchy details of a private family matter get away from him and get completely out of hand. What Tiger Woods did was take the absolute worst route in handling his situation once it became obvious it was now public.
Tiger Woods did finally break his silence today in an awkward statement read before his friends and family.
What Tiger Woods does next is anyone’s guess.